• men: make me a sandwhich. now
  • women: your discrimination powers is weak back off
  • deadpool: women are beautiful. but im fine im here to kick ass
  • women: want a sandwhich deadpool?? <3333

puchiyo:

why can you imagine hard core sex with someone and like intense kisses but then you see each other in rl its like u wanna just boop their nose giggle and run away