- Friend: what's the first thing you think of when you walk into a room full of people you've never met?
- Me: if any of them are in band.
- Friend: no, seriously.
- Me: no, seriously.
- men: make me a sandwhich. now
- women: your discrimination powers is weak back off
- deadpool: women are beautiful. but im fine im here to kick ass
- women: want a sandwhich deadpool?? <3333
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
why can you imagine hard core sex with someone and like intense kisses but then you see each other in rl its like u wanna just boop their nose giggle and run away